Will the REAL Jan Verhoeff Please ...

When my fingers get to moving and the words start grooving along, I know there's nothing I can do to stop the flow of words, paragraphs and stories from showing up. However, recently, Jan Verhoeff has been showing up on stuff I don't recall writing. Then I realize, it is my writing, at least it was in the original form. Someone, bless their pea picking hearts, has taken my writing through numerous language changes, reverted it to English and reposted it, under the name, Jan Verhoeff.

What will they come up with next?

I guess my readers will just have to know that if it ain't me talking, the synonyms will come out really weird and unreadable. If it's me, they'll fit.